Rita Skeeter's Scoop

10:56 pm

YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine ... You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A COMMENT THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS. 

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

2) What was your dream growing up?

3) What talent do you wish you had?

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

5) Favorite vegetable?

6) What was the last book you read?

7) What zodiac sign are you?

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

9) Worst Habit?

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

11) What is your favorite sport?

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.

6) Do you have any pets?

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

8) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

22) What color eyes do you have?

23) Ever been arrested?

24) Bottle or can soda?

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?

28) Do you believe in ghosts?

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

30) Do you swear a lot?

31) Biggest pet peeve?

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?

34) If you could live anywhere in the world where would you choose?

35) Do you believe in God?

36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

10:17 am - Spoiler of Doom

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03:23 pm - HP, sex and lesbianism

Good lord, it's been ages since I updated here. I miss my wonderful LJ friends and I miss the fic most of all, the HP fic, nobody else in the world understands the joy of a sex-filled romp with the old lady brigade of Harry Potter!
Currently nursing a new love. Never ends well, but the joy of the thrill never goes away!

Current Mood: chipper

01:12 pm - hehe...so true

Current Mood: bouncy

05:16 pm

You are Virginia Woolf! You were openly bisexual
and had public affairs, but you never liked
sex. You wrote a seminal feminist work, long
before feminists knew that they were feminists.
In this vein, you never really considered
yourself a feminist. You were a tragic figure,
but a damn genius.


Which Western feminist icon are you?
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Current Mood: bitchy

01:59 pm - Hairdressers

How hard is it meant to be to get a gad damn colour put onto your hair!!!??
We can put man on the moon and invent things that revolutionise the world, surely it is not beyond hairdressers to manange to bleach somebodies hair?
Their excuse: you have stubbron hair. What a crock!
Women all over the world get this done to their hair every day - the celebrities of this world change their hair colour like normal people change their underwear so why the f*ck did it have to be me that always gets the bloody retarded hardressers on this planet!?

Current Mood: angry

08:36 pm

I think it's safe to say I have never truly felt this horrible in my life. There's nothing physically wrong with me but I have just been so unhappy for months now and last week a major change triggered off the major depression.

I know most people wouldn't count favourite teacher leaving as a major change, buts its important to me as I'm immensely fond of her, and now I'm very miserable. Mainly from that but from a lot of other things too.

And I keep just randomly crying. I don't know what triggers it but I keep crying and I don't know what its over.

And I truly hate people who keep telling me its just my hormones. I'm well aware that it is a teenage emotions thing but its getting over it at this moment in time that is my worry.

I am so very depressed and there is a certain other teacher upon the staff who I am 96% certain had something to do with the exodus this year.

Current Mood: depressed

06:33 pm - Rita

Can some very kind person please direct me in the way of a Rita Skeeter fiction? I've found a few, but they all involve Gilderoy Lockhart and that just gives me the willies.

Any suggestions?

10:09 pm

Need to make sure my Drama teacher never cottons on...she'll start...casting me in stuff! *shudder*

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Current Mood: artistic

08:33 pm

Had the best day ever!

Clotheshow live for my birthday with my best friend, my mother who I love dearly and my best friends cousin, who is really cool.

I spent the best part of £100 but I don't care - there goes my Christmas AND Birthday money in one go but hey, c'est le vie!

I nearly had my arm falling off when I got back from the amount of stuff I was carrying but thankfully my dad ordered a Chinese once we got back and my hurting arm was forgotten.

"Happy Birthday to me,
Happy Birthday to me..."

Current Mood: happy

07:18 pm

Current Mood: complacent

10:46 pm

Am quite bouncy and happy, as it is virtually impossible to find a copy of 'The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie' in my area I am very happy to have finally ordered a copy.
True with that and the rest of my shopping spree I am now flat broke - but I actually don't really care.

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Had the best time today; me and my three best friends went into Birmingham and basically walked around all day wearing Halloween stuff we'd bought earlier that day. Two big black (and one purple) hats with feathers around them - marquarade masks, and black cloaks.

But three of us were outdone, a white skull mask, a sickle and a Freddy-Krugger-looking hat.

Needless to say we got some strange looks.

Current Mood: chipper

03:42 pm

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06:52 pm - If only....

Find out what Harry Potter Character you are here!
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Current Mood: sleepy

03:46 pm

Don't you just hate it when people you think of as friends ask you out?

This has happened twice to me in my short and colourful life and this time it was even worse because THIS lad isn't a complete git - although I have strong suspicions he soon will be.

I don't want to upset people, really I don't but I don't want to go out with him or any other lad at this point, I'd rather be a spinster academic.

One of my friends best suggestion was to spread round school that I am a lesbian and as the only other piece of advice I have is "It's up to you" I am considering it. Will somebody older and wiser please help me?!

(I know this sounds like a "Dear Auntie..." letter, but still...

Current Mood: gloomy

09:10 pm

Drabbles.

Draco

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Constance

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Bellatrix

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Snape

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Narcissa

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Current Mood: artistic

01:16 pm

Parents bithday yesterday went off without a hitch.

Both parents on the same day is a curse and a blessing; get it over with verses buying more presents.

As my Dad was 50 my Mom and I bought him 50 presents and arranged them into the numbers on the living room carpet.
He seemed to like it even though he is one of those people who hate a fuss being made over them.

He is now transforming into Victor Meldrew though.

That was yesterday - today I HAVE to stay off school on Doctor's orders as I am contagious.

I can never do anything in small doses.

I can't have a twisted ankle, I have to have pulled a ligament.
I can't have a sore throat, I have to have laringitus.
I can't have headaches, I have to have migranes.

And now - I can't have an alergic reaction or a simple rash, I have to have shingles.

Anybody who has had it will know the mirerable feeling that comes with it and I spent a good hour trying to remember if I could have given to anybody as my young cousin was round a few nights ago (joy.) and I may have given her chicken pox.

Plus, I have it aroung the left side of the head (trust me to be different), and if it spread any further and ends up on my eye it will damage the cornea if not immediately seen to.

I have tablets to take five times a day and all I can do is lie in bed watching television when my left eye will open for long enough without eyelid hurting like hell as it has spread to my eyelid as of last night.

And all this during my GCSE year. Isn't life fun?

Current Mood: sick

08:10 pm

You use red magic.
Red is the color of fire, earth, chaos and impulse.
Noted for dwarves, goblins and the mighty
dragons, red is not the color for subtlety.
Red mages faced with a problem find it can be
solved by throwing around massive amounts of
fire, rocks, goblin, or whatever else is
around. Red is all about destruction and
smashing things, not for a purpose or an
intricate plan, but because it's fun.


Which Magic color would you use?
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Current Mood: crappy

04:51 pm

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Care to get to know each other...

Current Mood: annoyed

10:09 pm

OMG HARRY POTTER TEACHER SECHS!
Name please...
House?	GryffindorRavenclawSlytherinHufflepuff
Pureblood-O-Meter-	PurebloodHalf-BloodMuggle-bornWhat?
Your secret teacher lover...	Minerva McGonagall
Where you consumated your love *or lack thereof*	The Astronomy Tower
What was involved?	Catnip
So... how was it?	Bloody Marvellous.!! She's a wildcat.
Would you do it again?	In a heartbeat.
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09:56 pm

Which Harry Potter Adult Character would you most likely have an affair with?
Name:
Age:
Favorite color:
Adult:	Minerva McGonagall
When the affair started:	A stormy night
Where the affair started:	Behind the Whomping Willow
Still together?:	Yes - You plan on getting married
Other prediction?:	A bundle of joy will be expected soon
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12:25 pm

Hiya,

Hope you have the foresight to look on my journal if not then I intend to yell when you get back.

If you have found me however, I should tell you I have only just discovered how boring life could be - especially in England.

I'm not even going to attempt a longer conversation on the phone with our somewhat phonophobic friend and I really can't stand Merry Hell at the moment.

How's America.? You're in Cleveland right.? Hope your relatives are well and that you had a nice flight. (well as nice as all day on a plane can be).

Hope your having a good time,

Lots of Love
Me.

ps: thank you SO much for waking me up at 4:30 in the morning - the beep of my mobile was what woke me up. (well in fairness I was already awake - but I was drifting damnit.!)

pps: found two great fics - Bella the snake monster and he-with-the-silly-name has a cold and Bella has to look after him.

Current Mood: bored

08:01 pm

07:54 pm

11:44 am

Ultimate Highschool Quiz
Name
Favorite color	redblackpinkbluepurplegreenyelloworangewhite
Sex
Favorite type of music	countryindustrialtechnopoprockmetalpunkpoprapnoneother
Dorks are..	gaylosershella raddiseased
Sporks are..	a kitchen utensilawesomestupidlamegay
Your classmates think you are..	a Geek
You will graduate at age 18.	TRUE
Will you get laid in highschool?	(8) - You may rely on it. - (8)
What percentage of the student body hates you? - 61%
Largest amount of cash offered to you for sex	$480.94
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10:14 pm

Interesting day.

Very interesting - had my friend pestering me for hours on how to use our beloved livejournal, wrote a fic for another friend and kept falling asleep at various intervals of the day - all in all, not very productive.

Current Mood: okay

10:26 pm

Current Mood: pleased

07:57 pm

This fic took me quite a while to put together so when you read it please send me feedback - I'm a review junkie...

Title: The Pride of the Lioness'

Pairing: Sybill/Minerva

Rating: PG-13

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Current Mood: chipper

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Current Mood: enthralled

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08:45 pm

Current Mood: enraged

06:53 pm - Bright Tonight

In my little world Constance in one of the Black family. The youngest of the sisters. Not hp_oldladyslash but still...


Chapter One.
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Chapter Two.

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Current Mood: full

06:46 pm - SHREK 2 (baby..!!!)

Just been to see Shrek 2 with one of my bestest friends.

(Incidentally we ran into another of my wierd friends...but that doesn't matter. We have no idea what she was doing up there **wink...wink...nudge...nudge**)

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Current Mood: happy

06:44 pm - They're sooooooo cute. ( Good Lord...Did I really just use the 'c' word.?!)

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I LOVE THESE LITTLE DUDES.!!!

01:16 pm

Everybody love Sybill/Minerva.

Tea Leaves and Tartan Forever.!!!!!!!

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Current Mood: amused

12:23 pm

Only a few more days of school left this term and then I'm free...free I tells ya.!

Free to write fanfic for six or seven weeks before I have to start preparing for some major exams and become immersed in pointless bloody work.

Current Mood: ecstatic

12:21 pm

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I hope this works and I loved this quiz.!!!

09:32 pm

My mother created this strange variation of bread that looks like a hatchet has been taken to it.

I eat too much of the bloody stuff and now feel very sick.

Current Mood: sick

05:41 pm

Had to attend a school fete today.
My old school in fact.

Very depressing, nobody remembered me except a dinnerlady.

I compensated it nicely by winning about a dozen bottles of booze on the fabled bottle stall.

Then it was all confiscated.

Am now about to write fic to get rid of the rage.

ps: Beautiful new boots were brought today.
They're all camil-ly.

Current Mood: bitchy

05:48 pm - Yay.!

Actually managed to send up a few posts and discovered how to use the picture thing.

I love Anna Chancellor.

Run while you can, it is an obsession.

Current Mood: accomplished

03:59 pm - hooray and hello.!!!

I have finally worked out how to use this journal, forgive my stupidity and slowness, I am young.

4.00 pm

Returned from school with a burning hatred for mankind, nothing against all guys, but the ones I know insist on making 'women jokes'.

They'd get far without us though, of course.